April 2012
The feeling you get when you're hungry and you see your friend holding some food.
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met.... →
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
looking in the mirror: →
goo.gl
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
When on a laptop: →
mylikes.com
And this shows up:
And you’re like:
But then a couple minutes later this shows up:
And you run to get your charger like:
Stop going on Tumblr
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
