January 2012
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have a baby.
The Obamas are so approving.
^^^^^^^^^^^
That moment when the teacher read your name differently
Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries →
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Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. Its like a giant french fry
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.
When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet.
You:
Them:
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab →
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“NOO!! ALL THAT SCROLLING!! GONE!!!!!”
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.
I just realized how impatient I am... →
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When a picture on facebook doesn’t get likes in the first 10 seconds:
“I’m ugly!”
When tumblr doesn’t load:
Waiting behind a person buying 100 things when you only have to buy one:
When some one doesn’t reply to my chat or text in under 5 minutes:
When i exceed my ask limit for the hour:
When some one doesn’t understand what I am trying to tell them:
When people who came to the restaurant after me get their food before me:
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Today, I changed my name in my dad's phone to 'God' and when he swore, I texted him saying "I HEARD THAT!"
He was like
Priceless.
I hate it when you're in the movie theaters, and then the person behind you keeps on kicking your damn chair
You know you're a nerd when...
You’re sitting in class, doing your work, and getting the answers correct like
And then you hear someone yell out the wrong answer, and you’re like
